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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 8 months ago

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  • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I’d ask to see your visitor’s badge and inform you civilians aren’t allowed here unescorted.

    • @Slovene@feddit.nl
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      She IS the escort.

    • @rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
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      I got a gift card from the airport for challenging the “secret shopper” once. Apparently had walked past four actual employees before I challenged him. I was on my way to the jobsite.

    • @meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com
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      Why do you assume she doesn’t have clearance?

      • @Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world
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        27•8 months ago

        No access badge clearly visible attached between neck and waist.

        • @meliaesc@lemmynsfw.com
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          8 months ago

          And if she’s holding it in her hand to put on? I just can’t imagine dresses being prohibited in secure areas.

          • cheesepotatoes
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            deleted by creator

      • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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        We have 11 people with clearance and I know them all.

      • Toofpic
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        Only cleav…ance. Haha!

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