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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 9 months ago

Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter

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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 9 months ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—Outlining his ambitious plans for a potential second presidential term, Republican candidate Donald Trump reportedly made a pledge Thursday to use an obscure 18th-century law to marry his daughter. “We’re moving full steam ahead with ‘Operation Ivanka,’” said Trump, who credited his policy advisors with working around-the-clock for months to discover the loophole […]
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    I mean in his defense… This is an onion article after all. It’s only mostly believable.

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