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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 9 months ago

Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them

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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 9 months ago
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Ohio senator and vice presidential hopeful J.D. Vance is enjoying a high favorability rating from men who misconstrue the routine fulfillment of job duties by bartenders for flirting.
  • AtomicHotSauce
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    43•9 months ago

    “Man, she keeps smiling at me. I think she digs me.”

    • @fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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      10•9 months ago

      Anything to keep the hope alive. I know that sentiment well enough.

    • @No1@aussie.zone
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      6•9 months ago

      “She just wants your tip”

      “That’s OK. I don’t need to go full penetration”

      🙄

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