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@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months ago

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  • @yesman@lemmy.world
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    FYI: Defibrillators don’t start the heart, they stop it.

    The heart doesn’t stop in many heart attacks. Instead it just beats erratically and in a way that doesn’t pump blood well. Shocking the heart to stop it (what a defib does) causes the nerve cells to “reboot” and start beating regularly again.

    Shocking a victim who’s heart has stopped is useless and automatic defibrillators won’t go off until they’ve detected the arrhythmia.

    • ddh
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      27•9 months ago

      Hearty restarty

    • @Ultraviolet@lemmy.world
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      24•9 months ago

      It’s essentially the “have you tried turning it off and back on again” of cardiology.

      • @WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world
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        7•9 months ago

        When I was a teenager my computer survived years of percussive maintenance. All I’m saying is, have doctors tried beating the shit out of their patients?

        • @TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world
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          4•9 months ago

          Precordial thump

      • @Obi@sopuli.xyz
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        1•9 months ago

        Mind blown! 🤯

    • @wurstgulasch3000@lemmy.world
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      8•9 months ago

      I blame House MD for this common misconception

    • @angrystego@lemmy.world
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      4•9 months ago

      Yes, thank you, I’m glad you mentioned it here, it doesn’t happen often enough. I mean, it’s even in the name, right? Defibrillator gets rid of fibrillation - the erratic beating!

    • @wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml
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      3•9 months ago

      Fun at parties?

    • @sudo@lemmy.today
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      2•9 months ago

      And hippos aren’t buoyant.

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