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@slaacaa@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago

Things you should never ask

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Things you should never ask

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@slaacaa@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 10 months ago
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  • @slaacaa@lemmy.worldOP
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    34•10 months ago

    now you have me wondering what is the first

    • @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deM
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      87•10 months ago

      that israel has nukes

      • @errer@lemmy.world
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        52•10 months ago

        Haha that’s just a textile factory haha

        • HobbitFoot
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          22•10 months ago

          They’re making glass, duh.

          • @isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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            8•10 months ago

            uranium glass, that is, maybe even enriched uranium glass, one might say, and some others might say enriched uranium glass without the glass

            • sepi
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              1•9 months ago

              Are they gonna make a vase or what

          • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            8•10 months ago

            Well, preparing to make glass.

        • @HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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          15•10 months ago

          I would have called it a glass factory. Means I can snicker every time I tell someone.

    • @InvertedParallax@lemm.ee
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      21•10 months ago

      Those back-alley ‘marriages’ to 13-year-old “virgins” aren’t going to last.

    • @nonailsleft@lemm.ee
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      20•10 months ago

      Religion is just there to keep the masses down

      • @cm0002@lemmy.world
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        15•10 months ago

        Organized Religion is just cancer at this point

        • verity_kindle
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          7•10 months ago

          Right, absolutely, that’s the take away. Anyhoo, so somebody has hidden hundreds of small but powerful bombs in electronic devices on people’s bodies in at least 1 country. There’s no way to detect them yet. Lebanon is in a panic- civilian, military, Hezbollah, politicians. What are all they gonna do, stop hooking up with other men on dating apps?

          • @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deM
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            3•10 months ago

            some reports say explosions also happened in syria but that’s just rumors for now

        • @Laborer3652@reddthat.com
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          4•10 months ago

          🔫 always has been

      • BarqsHasBite
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        10•10 months ago

        Not limited to the middle east.

      • @CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        2•10 months ago

        That’s more of a philosophical stance than any kind of secret.

    • @slacktoid@lemmy.ml
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      15•10 months ago

      That Israel is a terrorist state at this point.

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