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@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Political Memes@lemmy.world •
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Real Alpha Men™ drink their Vanilla Ice cream shake from a metal bucket while shirtless and listening to death metal

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Real Alpha Men™ drink their Vanilla Ice cream shake from a metal bucket while shirtless and listening to death metal

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@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Political Memes@lemmy.world •
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“Drinking a milkshake with a straw? Only a squishy lib would do such a thing.”

More about Strawgate: https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/09/05/tim-walz-milkshake-masculinity-jesse-watters-straw-fox-news/75089097007/

  • @RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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    Alpha males don’t drink a milkshake with a straw, they give it their whole mouth, open up their throat and don’t forget to work the balls.

    • Baggins [he/him]
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      17•10 months ago

      Real men boof their milkshakes

      • EleventhHour
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        And then cry about it while retelling the story to Kamala Harris at a Senate confirmation hearing…

        Yeah, you forgot, but Kamala Harris made Brett Kavanaugh cry about drinking beer in his ass, lol

        edit: the goodness

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          I’m sure he hasn’t forgotten.

        • @EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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          How did I never hear about this‽

          • EleventhHour
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            here’s the SNL sketch about it

            https://youtu.be/VRJecfRxbr8?si=aQqdxIxqzA1d4ixM

    • @telllos@lemmy.world
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      This also the way they drink bubble tea, poke an opening, then work the hole with their tongue to get the pearls out.

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