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Flying Squid to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago

For health reasons.

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Flying Squid to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago
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  • @NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world
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    289•10 months ago

    Yeah but it says right on the front that it’s half potassium chloride and half sodium chloride.

    • @z00s@lemmy.world
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      151•10 months ago

      It’d be funnier if the package was just half empty

      • @papertowels@lemmy.one
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        10 months ago

        Let me introduce you to the rapid ramen cooker, a microwaveable tray that claims to make ramen with only half the regular amount of sodium.

        You know how the cooker enables this?

        You add half the flavor packet.

        Can’t make this shit up.

        • @nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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          3•10 months ago

          I’ve always done this then, use the leftover flavor pack (salt) for seasoning a more homemade meal.

          • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            2•10 months ago

            I have so many leftover packets because I always make mine with better than bullion, hoisin sauce, and chili flakes.

            • @bastion@feddit.nl
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              3•10 months ago

              Better than bullion ftw.

              • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                2•10 months ago

                Soooo good!

            • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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              2•10 months ago

              I moved to Germany and the only products I’ve requested from visitors are better than bouillon and molasses.

              • t�m
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                2•10 months ago

                https://www.amazon.de/-/en/BHBUKPPAZINH2954/dp/B000N7YKQK

                €34?! Why?

                • @idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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                  1•10 months ago

                  That’s why I’ve requested it 😂 It’s not cheap in the US, but it’s well under $10 (though it’s been a few years of inflation…)

        • ggppjj
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          2•10 months ago

          Nothing better than selling a single-purpose bit of plastic intended to go into the microwave and boil water that is functionally a replacement for a bowl that you presumably already have that expressly states that you can only use it for up to 5 years.

          • @papertowels@lemmy.one
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            3•10 months ago

            Yeah it’s an absolute travesty. At least it seems people have gone the opposite way and it looks like folks use it as a bowl, so there’s that.

        • @z00s@lemmy.world
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          2•10 months ago

          😂 absolute gold

      • Kairos
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        9•10 months ago

        It’d be illegal as as those statements are regulated to a standard serving. Except for net product amount.

    • @xantoxis@lemmy.world
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      Well I’m glad they used KCl, I thought this was going to be a container half-full of chlorine–concerning, if you intend to put it on your food.

      • @Dave@lemmy.nz
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        50•10 months ago

        Half the sodium, double the chloride! Perfection 👌

        • @mkwt@lemmy.world
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          17•10 months ago

          Quadruple the reactivity!

          …

          (I am not a chemist, and I am not your chemist. These statements should not be construed as chemistry advice.)

          • @Alteon@lemmy.world
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            6•10 months ago

            I can have my own chemist? I can keep them?

            • @EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee
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              4•10 months ago

              We have chemist at home

              • @Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works
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                7•10 months ago

                Chemist at home:

                • @bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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                  3•10 months ago

                  Should have posted this one

            • @superkret@feddit.org
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              1•10 months ago

              deleted by creator

      • Beacon
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        9•10 months ago

        Chloride, not chlorine

        • @Phineaz@feddit.org
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          25•10 months ago

          I think they meant chlorine, as in Cl2 (g). Certainly not edible, thus the joke.

        • @xantoxis@lemmy.world
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          13•10 months ago

          Chloride is the ionic form

          • Beacon
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            4•10 months ago

            Right, and that’s the form it’s in in both NaCl and KCl

            • @Wrufieotnak@feddit.org
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              9•10 months ago

              Correct and that was the supposed joke. Instead of chloride, the anion, which would occur in some form of a salt, the container would contain half NaCl and the other half just chlorine gas, Cl2. Thereby making the statement (50% less sodium) technically true. (Disregard the pressure you would need to put the same molar amount of gas into the volume of a solid)

              • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                4•10 months ago

                I’m proud to report that my chemistry is just barely good enough to follow this comment. 😂

      • @NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world
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        1•10 months ago

        I mean technically… At least half of the elemental construction of both of those ingredients is chlorine… So… Technically it is.

        • @almost1337@lemm.ee
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          1•10 months ago

          By weight or by molarity?

          • @Shapillon@lemmy.world
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            10 months ago

            Molarity.

            If my quick calculations are right it’s 53% chlorine ions by weight

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