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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago

Everything important should be done on a monitor.

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Everything important should be done on a monitor.

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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago
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  • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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    103•10 months ago

    The bigger the purchase, the bigger the screen. Plane tickets are fine on a laptop, but if you’re buying a car, you need a desktop PC. A house requires a Jumbotron.

    • @stoy@lemmy.zip
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      31•10 months ago

      Nah, buying a house just needs three monitors.

    • @akilou@sh.itjust.works
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      18•10 months ago

      I need to use my current screen to buy a bigger screen so I can make a really big purchase

    • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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      8•10 months ago

      Are people buying houses off a website?

      • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        You can sign the paperwork on a computer, yes. Sometimes.

        • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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          14•10 months ago

          I prefer to imagine that people are putting a house in a shopping cart and trying to apply a discount voucher.

          • @cheddar@programming.dev
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            9•10 months ago

            Imagine doing that and they forgot to remove the TEST50 promo code 💀

          • @hperrin@lemmy.world
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            6•10 months ago

            “Today’s sponsor, Houze! Use code “JIMMYJOE” when you buy your first house to get a free mousepad!”

            • Tar_Alcaran
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              10•10 months ago

              *housepad, shaped like a little home

        • @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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          2•10 months ago

          I used DocuSign for the closing paperwork for my house. I absolutely did it from my phone.

          • @felykiosa@sh.itjust.works
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            2•10 months ago

            Username checkout

            • @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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              1•10 months ago

              Usually I understand why people would say this. I’m very drunk and somewhat Texan. However, I’m baffled by this one.

              Do only drunks sign closing paperwork using DocuSign? Is that a Texas thing I don’t know about? Is it just the yee haw attitude of the whole thing?

      • @Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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        2•10 months ago

        You use to be able to buy one thought a sears catalog.

    • @Venator@lemmy.nz
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      Nah a jumbotron is too low res, what you should be doing is adding more monitors.

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