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minus-square/home/pineappleloverlinkfedilinkEnglish14•1 year agoNow what if it’s a severed human head?
minus-square@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish7•1 year agoOr a couple of severed toes or fingers?
minus-square@Hupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglish5•1 year agoWhat about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well. Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?
minus-square@Revan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoFingernails aren’t flesh; there’s no such thing as a dead fingernail because there’s no such thing as a live fingernail. It’s like shed hair floating in the pool; kinda gross, sure, but not dead body gross
minus-square@Hupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoLet’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.
minus-square@CileTheSane@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoSimilar to corpses, it’s not the %, it’s the accessibility: “How quickly could I be touching a corpse / poo right now?”
minus-square@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-21 year agoHow distantly related we talking here? Siblings/parents or cousins? We’re not the hapsburgs, no incestuous shit eating in this pool, no sirree.
minus-square@WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoWhat if the head was laminated after it was severed?
minus-squareSmuuthbranelinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoHow exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??
minus-square@WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•1 year agoI don’t know, I’m just the ideas guy.
Now what if it’s a severed human head?
Or a couple of severed toes or fingers?
What about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.
Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?
Fingernails aren’t flesh; there’s no such thing as a dead fingernail because there’s no such thing as a live fingernail. It’s like shed hair floating in the pool; kinda gross, sure, but not dead body gross
Let’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.
Similar to corpses, it’s not the %, it’s the accessibility: “How quickly could I be touching a corpse / poo right now?”
How distantly related we talking here? Siblings/parents or cousins? We’re not the hapsburgs, no incestuous shit eating in this pool, no sirree.
Hard no, leaking is gross.
What if the head was laminated after it was severed?
How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??
I don’t know, I’m just the ideas guy.
Dip it in molten plastic?
That’s not “laminating”.