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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @SandmanXC@lemmy.world
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    76•1 year ago

    Actually it’s Never Eat While Shitting

    • @MagicShel@programming.dev
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      9•1 year ago

      Oops. Should I not have done that? I mean if anyone had told me that sort of thing is frowned upon I never would’ve…

      • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        15•1 year ago

        They’re joking. You should actually always eat while shitting and shit while eating. No exceptions.

        • Cadeillac
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          1 year ago

          That’s what the nice shelf is for on the toilet

          • @anti@lemm.ee
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            6•1 year ago

            My housemate at university used to eat a bowl of cereal while on the toilet in the morning. We referred to it as “the circle of life”.

            • Cadeillac
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              2•1 year ago

              I’d be mad as fuck lmao. You wanna talk about someone pissing in your cheerios, I hope you eat fast.

          • jawa21
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            5•1 year ago

            Where else are you supposed to put your comic book and chocolate milk?

            • Cadeillac
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              3•1 year ago

              Beats me

    • @TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Never eat skunks weiners, actually.

      • @Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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        5•1 year ago

        NESW

        Not Everyone Wins Sayings

        • @TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          Have it your way. Never Eat Weiners of Skunks

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