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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    39•1 year ago

    Cats have 9 lives but octopuses only have 8 arms.

    • @rbn@sopuli.xyz
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      15•1 year ago

      For German cats it would work then, I guess. If I’m not completely mistaken, they have only seven lives according to our saying.

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        5•1 year ago

        Is 7 a lucky number in German culture? 7’s often considered lucky so that actually makes a bit more sense than 9.

        • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          7 is a lucky number in Germany, I though that’s wide spread? And the saying goes Cats have 7 lives. Maybe that’s why German cats don’t like diving in the ocean

          • udon
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            3•1 year ago

            You can also go to cloud 7 instead of cloud 9, which sounds like it’s closer/easier to reach

    • @xpinchx@lemmy.world
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      15•1 year ago

      Thanks mate I’m super high

      • sp3ctr4l
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        9•1 year ago

        If you are still high, do me a favor and contemplate on how air is actually a fluid and you are immersed in it at all times.

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          6•1 year ago

          And if you weren’t submerged in it, your blood would boil as you freeze to death in a vacuum! 😀

          • @Jimbo@yiffit.net
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            6•1 year ago

            Unsubscribe from death facts

      • @moriquende@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        careful, the air is thin up there

    • @danc4498@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Damn that was a next level joke!

      • @Muscar@discuss.online
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        3•1 year ago

        Only if a gun can be shot once. The joke doesn’t really work but it’s still funny.

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