Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square138arrow-up1731
arrow-up1731image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year agomessage-square138
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink184•1 year agoImagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
minus-square@cooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglish42•edit-21 year ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink25•1 year agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-square@cooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
minus-squareBuglefingerslinkfedilink1•10 months ago1: Nobody would notice regardless 2: That’ll happen even without you 3: :'(
minus-squareSeekPielinkfedilink12•edit-21 year agoCannot pee anymore :( (because the pee is stored in the balls)
minus-squareKokeshlinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoOr someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.
Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
WannaCry? No, WannaCum.
Can still cum, just no sperm 🥲
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
1: Nobody would notice regardless
2: That’ll happen even without you
3: :'(
Future kink
Cannot pee anymore :(
(because the pee is stored in the balls)
Don’t kinkshame me
Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.