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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

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The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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@sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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54•1 year ago
I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week.

Caveat: by men

Plot twist: I’m bi

Double twist: I’m married

Final twist: I’m lying
- @saltesc@lemmy.world
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  26•1 year ago
  I knew it! You do the dick sucking.
  - @Cort@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago
    Sexual_tomato doesn’t sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that
    - @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      4•1 year ago
      Why not? It’s Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose

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