Flying Squid to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agoKids today don't know how good we used to have it...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square27arrow-up1756
arrow-up1756imageKids today don't know how good we used to have it...lemmy.worldFlying Squid to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square27
minus-square@wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish53•1 year agoI can definitely think of worse ways to spend my final moments
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilinkEnglish47•1 year agoBeing scalded to death in a vat of boiling toothpaste that you are dipped into head-first while being held by clamps attached to your toes would certainly be far less pleasant. Especially if it was that bubble gum toothpaste they give to kids.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkfedilinkEnglish30•1 year agoWhy are you people down voting this? That is indeed a much worse way to die. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE TRUTH?
minus-squarepeopleproblemslinkfedilinkEnglish11•1 year agoI’m pretending that they downvoted it because they were horrified he could come up with something so horrifying.
I can definitely think of worse ways to spend my final moments
Being scalded to death in a vat of boiling toothpaste that you are dipped into head-first while being held by clamps attached to your toes would certainly be far less pleasant.
Especially if it was that bubble gum toothpaste they give to kids.
Why are you people down voting this? That is indeed a much worse way to die. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE TRUTH?
I’m pretending that they downvoted it because they were horrified he could come up with something so horrifying.