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@Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips

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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips

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@Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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WASHINGTON—Admitting that he had never been more conflicted about a ruling in his life, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas was reportedly torn Monday over a case in which both sides offered compelling scuba trips. “While there’s a strong historical precedent for a lavish excursion to Bali, the plaintiff has instead…
  • sunzu
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    But the he wouldn’t be a mullah :(

    • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      Plus, I think his wife would kill him if he tried to quit.

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