WASHINGTON, DC ―As part of their ongoing mission to fool ridiculously gullible centrists into thinking that their rulings are rooted in respectable legal theory and not right-wing dogma, the Supreme Court recently issued its token semi-reasonable ruling.
Checks out, since they have to distract from ruling that gratuities aren’t bribes.
Be sure to tip your governor!
The local Ombudsman is now king of the castle!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Why yes, the curtain is big enough to fit a Winnebago!
I was just going to post that, it seems more like the onion:
Supreme Court wipes out anti-corruption law that bars officials from taking gifts for past favors