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minus-square@Aggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilink107•1 year agoI’m a Gomez at heart but more of a Fester in the looks department.
minus-square@Mouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink54•1 year agoThe key to Gomez energy is his sincerity. You might not be able to draw a Morticia (because she’s probably already got a Gomez) but a Fester with sincerity who aims with his heart rather than his eyes/dick has a good chance of finding true love.
minus-square@tjsauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink15•1 year agoHe finds someone afterward anyway, someone who’s much better for him
minus-square@Aggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilink13•1 year agoWell, you brought a tear to this bald man’s eye and hope to his heart. Amen.
minus-square@AngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•1 year agoAccording to the first movie, Fester was more of a ladies man than Gomez, or at least that’s what Gomez thought.
minus-squareGormadtlinkfedilink48•1 year agoI’m more of a cousin Itt in the looks department while being a Gomez at heart But I feel you friend
minus-square@tegs_terry@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish12•1 year agoEvery girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man 🤷♂️
minus-square@Xatolos@reddthat.comlinkfedilink41•1 year agoGomez was never supposed to be good looking. Original Gomez:
minus-square@Aggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilink30•1 year agoYou have a sweet ass pencil moustache but can also power light bulbs with your teeth?
minus-square@MeanEYE@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•1 year agoMoney solves that part. In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that’s much harder to achieve.
minus-square@FutileRecipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•1 year ago In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that’s much harder to achieve. Spoken like a person with no charisma.
I’m a Gomez at heart but more of a Fester in the looks department.
The key to Gomez energy is his sincerity. You might not be able to draw a Morticia (because she’s probably already got a Gomez) but a Fester with sincerity who aims with his heart rather than his eyes/dick has a good chance of finding true love.
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He finds someone afterward anyway, someone who’s much better for him
Debbie!
Well, you brought a tear to this bald man’s eye and hope to his heart. Amen.
According to the first movie, Fester was more of a ladies man than Gomez, or at least that’s what Gomez thought.
I’m more of a cousin Itt in the looks department while being a Gomez at heart
But I feel you friend
So you are a member of ZZ Top?
Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man 🤷♂️
Ain’t got legs
Don’t know how to use 'em
Gomez was never supposed to be good looking.
Original Gomez:
i have the opposite problem.
You have a sweet ass pencil moustache but can also power light bulbs with your teeth?
A god among men.
Money solves that part. In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that’s much harder to achieve.
Spoken like a person with no charisma.