I saw the map from my elementary schools classes. We all know that all other countries aren’t real and people who claim to be from one are merely delusional.
i thought the illuminati deep state(which as my local pastor said, includes furries) knew about the truths they keep from the average Joes(including the existance of other countries).
hobbles into the church, silence falling upon even the furthest witness, as suddenly the entire place goes up in flames “You dare question my vast knowledge, mere mortals?!”
Everyone: screaming in terror
“My work here is done. Do not question me again.” 😎 hobbles out after dropping a map of only the continental US
Might I suggest that it is actually the typical standard condoms available out there that are the problem and not the concept of a condom itself? I have had similar experiences to you, but I decided to try getting a custom fit condom from ONE Condoms. Turns out the standard sizes were just too small and getting an appropriately sized condom improved the experience of using one significantly. I know this is sounding like an ad for ONE Condoms, but maybe it will get some folks to reconsider using protection.
That sounds like a you problem. I say, in a sassy joking tone. But really, premature ejaculation can be a problem. However, it’s one you can work on with your sexual partner. Try pulling the nuts. It could help prolong.
… that said, most of my fucking is done by random dudes I pick up and I dunno where those motherfuckers have been. So, there is a 0% chance I’ll accept any excuse not to bag it.
maybe the world is waiting for you to invent the condom that feels better than not having one on. or maybe it looks like a rainbow disco-ball or something.
Maybe that’s why I can’t get anyone to wear a condom.
Give 'em a break, they wrote the article one-handed.
lol. They fired all the editors.
I saw the map from my elementary schools classes. We all know that all other countries aren’t real and people who claim to be from one are merely delusional.
i thought the illuminati deep state(which as my local pastor said, includes furries) knew about the truths they keep from the average Joes(including the existance of other countries).
if not obvious
/j
As a disabled gay satanist fur:
hobbles into the church, silence falling upon even the furthest witness, as suddenly the entire place goes up in flames “You dare question my vast knowledge, mere mortals?!”
Everyone: screaming in terror
“My work here is done. Do not question me again.” 😎 hobbles out after dropping a map of only the continental US
Did we stutter, mental delusions of the greatest nation on Earth?
Yeah I won’t wear condoms. I can’t feel shit with one on and would rather go without sex over using one.
Might I suggest that it is actually the typical standard condoms available out there that are the problem and not the concept of a condom itself? I have had similar experiences to you, but I decided to try getting a custom fit condom from ONE Condoms. Turns out the standard sizes were just too small and getting an appropriately sized condom improved the experience of using one significantly. I know this is sounding like an ad for ONE Condoms, but maybe it will get some folks to reconsider using protection.
Try skyn or another non latex condom, so much better
Just put a drop of lube on the inside before rolling it on.
That sounds like a great way for it to pop off on its own.
That sounds like a you problem. I say, in a sassy joking tone. But really, premature ejaculation can be a problem. However, it’s one you can work on with your sexual partner. Try pulling the nuts. It could help prolong.
… that said, most of my fucking is done by random dudes I pick up and I dunno where those motherfuckers have been. So, there is a 0% chance I’ll accept any excuse not to bag it.
maybe the world is waiting for you to invent the condom that feels better than not having one on. or maybe it looks like a rainbow disco-ball or something.
if a person doesn’t care about my health, I don’t wanna fuck them anyway. I don’t want their diseases.
I’m surprised people don’t care about their own health
Looks at all the obese people in the world