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@ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago

Start ups when that VC funding kicks in

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Start ups when that VC funding kicks in

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@ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 1 year ago
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  • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    Air hockey > sex with office dogs

    • @FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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      Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar

      Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable

      • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That’s a tough call.

        • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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          Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the…

          Hold on, someone’s at my door. Brb

      • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        How do you know? You’re disgusting!

        • @FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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          Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog

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            I don’t know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment… Hmmm

            • @FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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              Well I love my dog but not like that

              Nasty

              • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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                I’m just kidding with ya. Oh well

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                  I am too dumb to people

                  Just one of those days

                  • @TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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                    It was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You’re absolutely fine.

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