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LustyArgonian to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Mom Burn

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  • volvoxvsmarla
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    50•1 year ago

    Forgive my ignorance but what is a lesbian candle?

    • @pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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      35•1 year ago

      My mind went straight to Gwyneth Paltrow

      • @ikidd@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        So it smells like vagina?

        • @pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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          11•1 year ago

          For sure it doesn’t smell like balls

          • @Vilian@lemmy.ca
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            2•1 year ago

            are you REALLY sure?

            • @pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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              3•1 year ago

              It would be a total bummer if you spent 80$ for a candle and now your house smells like an high school locker room after the football game

    • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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      Probably just lavender colored with a rainbow flag or something. It doesn’t really matter, corporations didn’t care, they just want your money.

      • volvoxvsmarla
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        Well yeah it is either a literal capitalist candle or a specifically styled candle for symbolic reasons or a lingo for something that is not a literal candle. I mistook baptising candles in a baby shop for dildos yesterday so I think my mind went that direction.

        Edit: according to google it is really the first

        • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          now i wonder what features would be notable in a dildo designed for lesbians.

          • @stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            Would it just be a Fleshlight then?

            • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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              2•1 year ago

              what would a lesbian do with a fleshlight?

              • @stoicmaverick@lemmy.world
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                3•1 year ago

                I don’t know. Why would they need special dildos?

                • Cethin
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                  2•1 year ago

                  Not attracted to the look of a penis but still like penetration? I’m sure most are fine with a penis shaped dildo, but maybe some would prefer something more abstract or differently shaped? Idk. I’m a straight man.

                  • @Noodle07@lemmy.world
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                    Bad dragon, I’ll just say that

    • @Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world
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      Identities inside the LGBTQIA+ have individual flags. The lesbian flag ans colors looks like this :

      So if you pour a candle in these layers it becomes a lesbian candle.

      • shastaxc
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        16•1 year ago

        WRONG! It’s a gurl candle who loves other gurl candles

        • @Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world
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          5•1 year ago

          Don’t personify candles damn it! I light them on fire! I don’t want to consider that the candles I immolated had lovers!

      • @Nariom@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        But then it becomes the wrong flag as it burns?

        • @Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Well burning a lesbian flag and burning a lesbian candle are two different things.

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