• @penquin@lemm.ee
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    711 year ago

    “I’m pulling up riiiiiight now. Onnnnnnne second. There, I’m parked. Now, why is my license suspended again?”

    • @StoneyDcrew@lemmy.world
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      591 year ago

      “I’m a bit nervous with this being my first court case, so I hope you don’t mind that I’m a bit drunk”

    • @gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      For real though, why was his license suspended in the first place? Like, I feel way differently about this story if the defendant is a repeat drunk driver vs someone who just didn’t pay to register their car or whatever.

      • @zaph@sh.itjust.works
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        101 year ago

        There’s also the non-zero chance he wasn’t informed his license was suspended. Not sure about Michigan laws on that though.

      • @penquin@lemm.ee
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        51 year ago

        It doesn’t matter why, it’s suspended and he shouldn’t have been driving regardless of “was it right or wrong”. He dug himself deeper in the hole