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The Picard Maneuver to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

It's just not fair!

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It's just not fair!

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The Picard Maneuver to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @pete_the_cat@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Same thing with big cats:

    A Jaguar or Leopard just looks and acts like a big house cat… but it can crush your skull with one bite and can drag your dead body 30 feet vertically up a tree.

    • Rozaŭtuno
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      Then why are house bears not a thing? Not fair.

      • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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        14•1 year ago

        They’re called raccoons and they put holes in your drywall.

        • @itstoowet@lemmy.world
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          5•1 year ago

          Ah yes, Raccoon Willie demonstrates that very very well https://piped.video/watch?v=E5ODWQPhB_0

          (One of my favorite vintage YouTube videos)

          • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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            1•1 year ago

            Any thoughts I ever had of getting a raccoon for a pet were just destroyed.

      • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]
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        3•1 year ago

        At least we get other domesticated Caniformia (the “dog-like” suborder), just no domesticated Ursidae (bear family) specifically.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        2•1 year ago

        Probably for the same reason that racoons make terrible pets. They’ll eat anything, and are very smart, so nothing in your pantry is safe.

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