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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Gets Into God Debate With Terminally Ill Child in Make-A-Wish Gone Awry

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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Nine-year-old Oliver Cahill, who has battled rare brain cancer for over half his life, recently met Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson thanks to the Make-a-Wish Foundation.
  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    92•1 year ago

    Wait until he brings up mirror kissing.

    • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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      39•1 year ago

      Weird

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        23•1 year ago

        Did you know that if you kiss a mirror, it’ll be on the lips?

        • Kalkaline
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          12•1 year ago

          You gotta be faster than the speed of light, then you can kiss yourself on the cheek in the mirror.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            2•1 year ago

            That would be a trick and a half.

        • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          Interesting. Do you have any suggestions on how I can empower my narcissism?

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            3•1 year ago

            Just keep doing what you’re doing, you’ll be fine.

    • @kozy138@lemm.ee
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      11•1 year ago

      “How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

    • @UsernameHere@lemmings.world
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      9•1 year ago

      Reposting content eh? Like we do here on lemmy? Unacceptable.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        4•1 year ago

        That’s obviously OC so what are you talking about?

    • Th4tGuyII
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      He’s doing his best to give tips to the other narcissists out there - after all he learned from the best, himself

    • @TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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      4•1 year ago

      imagine saying something 5 times in 10 years lmao what a piece of shit /s

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        3•1 year ago

        I’m sure glad you put the sarcasm mark in there or I’d be really upset.

        • @TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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          2•1 year ago

          unfortunately ya gotta nowdays 😭

    • @3ntranced@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      https://youtu.be/FYQFqJcBSLs?si=gju5TkdRAplpcQfY

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