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@crimsonpoodle@pawb.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

If some higher being kept humans as pets how would their treats be marketed?

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If some higher being kept humans as pets how would their treats be marketed?

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@crimsonpoodle@pawb.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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  • @DancingBear@midwest.social
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    We can speak, but can our insectoid overlords understand our speech

    • @CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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      Probably, if they hang around us and study us that often

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        If we are separated from our parents shortly after birth, and grow up in isolation from other humans - then we would not learn to talk anyway. Note that that’s what happens with most pets that humans keep. Maybe we get to walk past some other humans in the park a couple of times a week, but that’s it.

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          I’m so sorry, he’s a humper. We haven’t had him castrated yet. (translated from insectoid chirping noises.)

      • @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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        They just like the male’s milky secretion’s taste, the annoying meat flapping noises and whistles, not so much.

        • @Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz
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          This human horn isn’t working!

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