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@Blaze@dormi.zone to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago

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@Blaze@dormi.zone to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    85•1 year ago

    Jokes on you I was born under the bees and I have no friends. Checkmate, astrologists.

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      32•1 year ago

      Immediately disappointed with that one flaw.

      • has 0 or more friends

      There we go

      • Hjalmar
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        What about me? I have -1 friends

        • flicker
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          1 year ago

          For clarification: having an enemy is not enough to be qualified as a negative friend.

          You have to have a friend who is entirely a drain on you and provides you with absolutely zero positive benefit to being friends with them.

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            Ah crap, now I have to make a spreadsheet…

          • Franklin
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            Fucking check ✔️

            Slowly learning to build positive influences in my life, out growing abusive patterns isn’t easy.

        • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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          Aww Hjala you divided them by zero or something

          • @30p87@feddit.de
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            If the dev made the assumption that you are your own friend, but did not want to count yourself, so subtracted 1 (yourself) from the friend counter, you would have -1 friends in case you hated yourself.

            Sources: me.

            • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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