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@ickplant@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

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@ickplant@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • HexesofVexes
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    16•1 year ago

    Yup, because your phone is a walking data leak.

    Type in “houses for sale near me” and watch your adverts change for the next week _

    • @SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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      18•1 year ago

      houses for sale near me

      • @BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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        20•1 year ago

        Thank you for subscribing to house facts.

        Did you know that many houses contain more than one floor? It’s true!

        Type ‘stop’ to unsubscribe.

        • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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          6•1 year ago

          stop

          • @BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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            12•1 year ago

            Command not recognized.

            The Biltmore Estate in Asheville, North Carolina, is the largest home in the U.S. and comes in at a staggering 175,000 square feet. That’s really big!

            • VindictiveJudge
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              3•1 year ago

              Is that the one that’s bankrupted every owner with the absurd maintenance costs?

              • @BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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                7•1 year ago

                Thank you for subscribing to bankruptcy facts.

                Did you know that there are many different types of bankruptcy, but the two most common are chapter 7 and chapter 13? I know I sure didn’t!

                Reply “capitalism” to unsubscribe.

                • @TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  2•1 year ago

                  I…DECLARE… BANKRUPTCY

                • @Sizzler@slrpnk.net
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                  2•1 year ago

                  Capitalism

                • @Soku@lemmy.world
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                  2•1 year ago

                  Capitalism

            • @Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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              2•1 year ago

              Switch subscription to sexy femboy dick pics

      • @pipe01@programming.dev
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        4•1 year ago

        You fool

      • @Lepsea@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 year ago

        Sorry there’s no houses for sale near you, how about a hot single mom near you instead?

        • @TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          5•1 year ago

          I’m redoing my roof, so I’m more in need for hot shingles in my area.

          • @SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            Better get that shingles vaccine before the monkey paw curls

      • @alyth@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        Goats for sale near me

    • @Ginger666@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      You still get advertisements on your phone?

      • HexesofVexes
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        2•1 year ago

        Firefox and ublock origin - but I’m still paranoid ;)

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