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tree to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

‘School Never Taught Us About Taxes,' Says Woman Who Wouldn’t Remember It Even If They Had

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‘School Never Taught Us About Taxes,' Says Woman Who Wouldn’t Remember It Even If They Had

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In a testament to the stories we tell ourselves, 24-year-old Rhiannon Weisz is currently filing her taxes and grumbling about how “school never taught us the important, useful things,” as if she remembers literally anything from school at all. “It’s just so frustrating that we had to learn a

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  • @brlemworld@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    What is a couplet?

    • @PainInTheAES@lemmy.world
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      23•1 year ago

      Pretty sure it’s Juliet’s last name in Romeo and Juliet.

      • @spizzat2@lemm.ee
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        18•1 year ago

        No, that’s Capulet.

        I think a couplet is something nice you say about another person.

        • @Late2TheParty@lemmy.world
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          16•1 year ago

          No, that’s a compliment.

          You’re thinking of soft fabric you put down over hard flooring. 🤣

          • @NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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            15•1 year ago

            Ah yes, a rug

            • @KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world
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              3•1 year ago

              It really ties the room together.

          • Alien Nathan Edward
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            9•1 year ago

            No that’s a carpet. You’re thinking of a griddle bread that’s commonly served with tea in the UK.

            • @JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              6•1 year ago

              No, that’s a crumpet. You’re thinking of enumerating things

          • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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            1•1 year ago

            Which reminds me, how is your mother doing lately?

    • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Two lines that rhyme

      Damn you is fine

      Will you be mine

      Or as DMX said

      I know how to get down, know how to bite

      Bark very little, but I know how to fight

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