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@cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago

The code was very janky, but it worked

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The code was very janky, but it worked

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@cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year ago
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    Make it faster and jankier with precalculated lookup tables!

    • @cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Make it even jankier with uncalculated variables.

      • LostXOR
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        Screw calculating values for variables, just initialize it pointing to a random memory address and get a value for free! (Assuming your program doesn’t segfault).

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