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@Clbull@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Flying turtle

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Flying turtle

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@Clbull@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • TruthAintEasy
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    14•1 year ago

    Did a big eagle take it for a ride and then drop it on the road to get at the yummy inside? How does this happen?

    • 21Cabbage
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      9•1 year ago

      I almost wonder if it got clipped just right to be punted into the air by another car’s tire while staying relatively intact and it’s just a mix of a bunch of coincidences.

      • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Most likely that’s what happened.

    • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      7•1 year ago

      No it just woke up one day and decided it was a bird

      • TruthAintEasy
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        5•1 year ago

        Imagine explaining it to your insurance in the age before cellphone cameras.

        • @SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          3•1 year ago

          Haha still that woukd be a very creative way to fabricate a claim for a new windscreen

    • 21Cabbage
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      5•1 year ago

      Jumping off a bridge because it doesn’t have an understanding of fall damage also seems plausible.

      • @gerbler@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        Red koopas are the ones that turn around so this checks out.

    • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      deleted by creator

    • @SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      It fired up the rockets and started spinning because a girl sang to it

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