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The Picard Maneuver to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home

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The Picard Maneuver to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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CHATHAM, NH—During a long-planned excursion with his family through the White Mountain National Forest, 12-year-old Austin Tanden is said to have spent an entire hiking trip Tuesday fantasizing about exactly which video games he would play when he got home. “First, I’m going to boot up Fortnite and see if any of my…
  • @DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Don’t forget spray paint and lighters!

    • Captain Aggravated
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      I can just…rent a bulldozer. Whenever I want. And no one will even try to stop me. Not until it’s too late, at least.

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        Very Killdozer vibes. Pop off, King! (or Queen- I don’t know you especially when the FBI comes around asking questions 😉)

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          I just hope they work on a way of getting it unstuck from buildings, nothing could stop you then.

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