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Flying Squid to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

Every year. Always awkward.

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Every year. Always awkward.

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Flying Squid to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    38•1 year ago

    My fetish is to meet a woman on tinder, take her to a restaurant, and excuse myself. I then go tell the staff it’s her birthday so they go sing happy birthday to her while she is alone at the table.

    I then leave.

    • @otacon239@feddit.de
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      20•1 year ago

      My fetish is to meet a woman on Tinder

      • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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        5•1 year ago

        My fetish is to meet a woman(optional) on Tinder

        • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          4•1 year ago

          My fetish (isn’t optional).

    • @MajorHavoc@programming.dev
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      7•1 year ago

      I imagine that someone out there shares this desire. Feels like you should (both) put in a support ticket so Tinder can help you meet.

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