@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year agoConservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square77arrow-up1694
arrow-up1694imageConservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.lemmy.world@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year agomessage-square77
minus-square@ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish37•edit-21 year agoYour options are “a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift” or “never even getting close to Taylor Swift”. Which do you choose?
minus-squarekellyasterlinkfedilink31•1 year agoI choose: c) “Taylor Swift off the top rope with a steel chair! There’s blood everywhere!! By gawd, would somebody stop the damn match!”
minus-square@ReplicantBatty@lemmy.onelinkfedilink7•1 year agoI prefer d) “Taylor Swift throws me off Hell In A Cell and i plummet 16 ft through an announcer’s table”
minus-square@gazter@aussie.zonelinkfedilink4•1 year agoIt’s ok. We all know you secretly want sweet little Taylor to beat you with jumper cables.
minus-square@Daft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•1 year agoShe’s a king maker. The person who takes a chair from taylor swift off the top of the ropes. Instant celebrity.
minus-square@ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoI will note that the sort of blow you have in mind cannot be performed with only the hands. Regardless of that, whichever sort of blow you receive will leave you writhing in pain.
minus-square@pimento64@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilink11•1 year agoI would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.
minus-square@EnderMB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•1 year agoJust the single blow? If I pay extra, can she kick the shit out of me behind a McDonald’s car park?
Your options are “a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift” or “never even getting close to Taylor Swift”. Which do you choose?
I choose: c) “Taylor Swift off the top rope with a steel chair! There’s blood everywhere!! By gawd, would somebody stop the damn match!”
I prefer d) “Taylor Swift throws me off Hell In A Cell and i plummet 16 ft through an announcer’s table”
It’s ok. We all know you secretly want sweet little Taylor to beat you with jumper cables.
Just like my dad used to do!
She’s a king maker. The person who takes a chair from taylor swift off the top of the ropes. Instant celebrity.
It depends on what you mean by blow.
I will note that the sort of blow you have in mind cannot be performed with only the hands. Regardless of that, whichever sort of blow you receive will leave you writhing in pain.
Id chance it
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.
It strictly depends on what the pay’s like
Just the single blow? If I pay extra, can she kick the shit out of me behind a McDonald’s car park?