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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk

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First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk

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@ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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SAN FRANCISCO—In an astounding medical breakthrough for the brain microchip company, Neuralink researchers confirmed Wednesday that the first brain implant recipient had successfully performed depraved sexual acts on Elon Musk. “Although the patient is still recovering from the procedure, they are doing well and have…
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    Omg that picture really puts this article over the top.

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