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Sjmarf
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to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Carrot

sh.itjust.works

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Carrot

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Sjmarf
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to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • ANON
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    Removed by mod

    • @derpgon@programming.dev
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      Never ending drive snack. Keep feeding the steering wheel carrots and it will keel feeding you meal worms. I say that’s a win.

    • @pigup@lemmy.world
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      I was on my way to go fishing anyways so

      • ANON
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        Removed by mod

        • @KnightontheSun@lemmy.world
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          “The ‘blursed’ of times???”

    • @Rubanski@lemm.ee
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      Depending on humidity, it might just shrivel up

      • Darth_Mew
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        6•1 year ago

        I WAS IN THE POOL!

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      Hey I once dropped an avocado in my car and discovered it a looooong time later, it was shriveled & rotten but no smell, no mold and no bugs.

      • @LeadSeason@sopuli.xyz
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        How did it taste?

        • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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          I dunno. Why don’t you ask the compost bin bacteria how they think it tasted.

    • @Randelung@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like a temporary problem. Once the carrot is gone and all the worms have fallen out, problem solved!

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