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tree to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

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No Scan Do

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tree to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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read more: https://www.theonion.com/no-scan-do-1851166788

  • @Xatolos@reddthat.com
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    49•1 year ago

    deleted by creator

    • @Delphia@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      See, Im going to speak in defence of the QR code in some places. If I go to a pub, staffed by interchangable 20 somethings who are simultaniously taking orders, wiping tables, pouring drinks, clearing tables… yeah I dont think those menus are getting wiped down all that often.

      If its a restaraunt, or trying to be upmarket… yeah make menus.

      • @ikidd@lemmy.world
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        Maybe if you call ahead they’ll autoclave a menu and a table for you.

    • @spookedbyroaches@lemm.ee
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      8•1 year ago

      How much did you tip the waiters?

      • @HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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        18•1 year ago

        At that point what services should they be tipped for?

        • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          6•1 year ago

          Walked all the way to your table with a plate!

          • @Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            Without spitting on it, while in your direct line of sight, while making eye contact with you, hopefully.

            • @Deadeyegai@lemmy.world
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              2•1 year ago

              My hypothetical thoughts exactly too!

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