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@usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago

More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions

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More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions

www.theonion.com

@usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago
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ROCHESTER, MN—Hailing it as the best-tasting and most satisfying such product on the market, vegetarian food manufacturer Greenwood Farms unveiled a more realistic meat substitute Friday made from soy raised in brutally cruel conditions.
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    11•2 years ago

    Real funny

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      It’s funny because this would actually sell. And it’s funny because it hurts too much to feel how disturbing it is.

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      2•2 years ago

      The flavor comes from the suffering

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