Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

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I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

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  “I got fat because I ate too much.”
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    Ohhhhhhhhhh. Hehehe.

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