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minus-squarejanAkalilinkfedilinkEnglish52•2 years agoWake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
minus-square@xpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink63•2 years agoYou take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal. Shit shower shave
minus-square@Blackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish16•2 years agoWith a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
minus-square@xpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•2 years agoThe classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
minus-square@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.mllinkfedilink7•2 years agoI shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(
minus-square@xpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•2 years agoHonestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week. I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.
minus-square@Patch@feddit.uklinkfedilink0•2 years agoYou might want to get that checked out if you haven’t already… Or at least rethink your diet.
Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.
Shit shower shave
With a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(
Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.
I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.
I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it’s irrelevant.
You might want to get that checked out if you haven’t already… Or at least rethink your diet.
Shit after shower? Smh
Smoke before taking a dump?
Shaking my smh
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