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@ElCanut@jlai.lu to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 2 years ago

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@ElCanut@jlai.lu to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk • 2 years ago
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  • janAkali
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    52•2 years ago

    Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.

    • @xpinchx@lemmy.world
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      You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

      Shit shower shave

      • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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        16•2 years ago

        With a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.

        • @xpinchx@lemmy.world
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          6•2 years ago

          The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget

      • @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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        I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(

        • @xpinchx@lemmy.world
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          Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.

          I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.

      • TurtleJoe
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        I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it’s irrelevant.

        • @Patch@feddit.uk
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          You might want to get that checked out if you haven’t already… Or at least rethink your diet.

    • @steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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      17•2 years ago

      Shit after shower? Smh

      • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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        Smoke before taking a dump?

        Shaking my smh

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

  • the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)

  • the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)

  • the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)

  • the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.

  • Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.

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