• @Resistentialism@feddit.uk
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      72 years ago

      “I’m flirting with you,”

      “Why? Don’t lie to me.” Whilst I’m making a mental list of absolutely everything why that’s complete bollocks

    • @vacuumflower@lemmy.sdf.org
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      12 years ago

      Imagine a girl you like putting a hand on your shoulder, looking into your eyes, saying some gentle word I don’t quite remember due to being mesmerized by those eyes, and you know what I did? I just looked back uneasily for a few seconds, then nervously took her hand off my shoulder, shook it a bit, released it and awkwardly smiled. (That even wasn’t her last attempt to make me happy against my best efforts ; ended bad anyway.)