• @Vendul@feddit.de
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    62 years ago

    You guys are so fat, you put out a bowl of candies instead of going to the door when someone rings

    • Deceptichum
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      52 years ago

      I’m not even American but fuck getting up all night to answer the door.

      • qyron
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        32 years ago

        Dress like a Nazgul and go answer the door. Guaranteed entertainment all night