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Stamets [Mirror] to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Would be the best date in existence

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Would be the best date in existence

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Stamets [Mirror] to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @TryingToEscapeTarkov@lemmy.world
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    24•2 years ago

    The coffee and cocaine is there to counter the side effects of weed and whiskey. Not sure why the condoms are there though because after that much coke weed and whiskey you won’t be able to feel your dick anyway.

    • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      Not sure why the condoms are there though because after that much coke weed and whiskey you won’t be able to feel your dick anyway.

      Maybe for you rook. If that is good blow you might be thumbing in a gummy, but you’d feel it just fine.

      • @I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
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        I don’t think those gummy worms are meant for insertion. That could lead to a nasty yeast infection.

        • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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          Worms are meant for the mud hole.

      • @slackassassin@sh.itjust.works
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        2•2 years ago

        Pushing rope and smoking dope.

    • @CheeseToastie@lemmy.world
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      7•2 years ago

      Sounds like a sequencing issue to me

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