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Stamets [Mirror] to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Would be the best date in existence

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Would be the best date in existence

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Stamets [Mirror] to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @Siethron@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    Are those finger condoms?

    • @CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee
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      12•2 years ago

      They’re almost the size of the bottom of the cup how the fuck big do you need it to be?

      • @hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        13•2 years ago

        Needs to fit balls too

      • peopleproblems
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        3•2 years ago

        Look, idk about OP, but waaaay early on in my first days of sex, one of the sets of condoms we got just wouldn’t fit.

        There she was waiting for me.

        “What do you mean it won’t fit?”

        “It won’t stretch enough to get through the ring.”

        “That explains a lot.” (It took her a while to get “used to me”)

        It’s only been a problem with two kinds, so I avoid those.

      • @agent_flounder@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Cups, shot glasses or strange glass thimbles?

    • Dr. Coomer
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      2•2 years ago

      They can be

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