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prorester to Risa@startrek.website • 2 years ago

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prorester to Risa@startrek.website • 2 years ago
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  • Stamets [Mirror]
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    67•2 years ago

    Well too bad, i’m giving you the answer.

    Risa is actually the name of a planet in Star Trek. It’s typically referred to as the pleasure planet because of the unholy amount of fisting they do there. It was first seen in the canonical adventures of Captain Clungeplunger of the USS Moist. Since then it’s gone on to appear in dozens of other Star Trek iterations such as Pounding Picard, Two Girls One Neelix, The Next Generation, Jam it in Janeway, Seven Eight Out Nine and Star Tramp 7: The Voyeurs Home.

    • @archiotterpup@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      You had me for a bit, not gonna lie. I was really excited to hear about a fisting planet.

      • @blackluster117@possumpat.io
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        16•2 years ago

        May I introduce you to the Klingon homeworld?

      • @CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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        8•2 years ago

        I particularly enjoyed “Captain Clungepuncher”.

        • Stamets [Mirror]
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          7•2 years ago

          Not USS Moist? To go where no condom has gone before?

          • flicker
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            3•2 years ago

            It’s the alliteration. Really sells it.

      • @MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee
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        2•2 years ago

        It’s not not a fisting planet.

    • @MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee
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      6•2 years ago

      Is it “Jam it in Janeway,” “‘Jam-It-In’ Janeway” or “Jam it in, Janeway!” ?

      • Stamets [Mirror]
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        3•2 years ago

        It’s a choose your own adventure porn

        • @MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee
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          2•2 years ago

          I like all the options!

      • @kamenLady@startrek.website
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        2•2 years ago

        it depends …

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