• Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    662 years ago

    Solution: Everyone has to leave. Israel becomes a wildlife preserve/world heritage site. Nobody but staff visits for a hundred years.

    Maybe they can move that fucking ladder.

    Religion is so fucking dumb

      • @mycatiskai@lemmy.one
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        52 years ago

        We belong to no sect, we can move that ladder knowing all of those people will hate us for moving it.

        Better yet burn that ladder with a magnifying lens from a distance and see them all have a shit fit.

    • @PeachMan@lemmy.world
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      142 years ago

      We’ll have to nuke the place, honestly. Move everybody out, nuke the shit out of the whole holy land until it’s radioactive so they won’t want to move back. Otherwise, they’ll refuse to leave. That’s the only solution I see.

    • @TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works
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      2 years ago

      I thought up another solution:

      God Hoax

      We have the technology to make a hologram of God, or to perform a fake miracle of some kind.

      1. Make a fake miracle happen in Israel/Gaza where lots of Israelis and Palestinians can see it.

      2. Get a bunch of Palestinians and Israelis to convert to a new peaceful religion where the only way to go to heaven is to treat everyone like you would treat your family, with love and respect. It would have to be a straightforward religion without all the mumbo jumbo left up for interpretation.

      3. Pizza party?

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        12 years ago

        If there’s a pizza party at the end I’m down. It’s as realistic as my solution, but with pizza