BREAKING: Jeremy Hunt has been caught in a secret recording during a private meeting with Tory activists suggesting that Sunak will call a general election once inflation has fallen below three per cent - giving the strongest hint yet that a poll will be held next autumn.

  • frog 🐸
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    92 years ago

    As long as you don’t buy new longjohns. That will just make inflation worse.

      • frog 🐸
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        62 years ago

        Just skip food altogether. You’ll help cut inflation, and you’ll lose so much weight that you’ll have room inside your longjohns for pillows and cushions, which will be extra padding to keep you warm. Win-win.