BREAKING: Jeremy Hunt has been caught in a secret recording during a private meeting with Tory activists suggesting that Sunak will call a general election once inflation has fallen below three per cent - giving the strongest hint yet that a poll will be held next autumn.
As long as you don’t buy new longjohns. That will just make inflation worse.
And I need to worry about inflating my longjohns, so no lentils.
Just skip food altogether. You’ll help cut inflation, and you’ll lose so much weight that you’ll have room inside your longjohns for pillows and cushions, which will be extra padding to keep you warm. Win-win.
Winner winner, no chicken dinner.
I haven’t felt this patriotic in decades.
We’re doing our bit for the (looming) war effort.
Dig for victory, down the back of the sofa.