The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years agoThey were lucky Aladdin was such a cool dudestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square61arrow-up1563
arrow-up1563imageThey were lucky Aladdin was such a cool dudestartrek.websiteThe Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square61
minus-square@w00tabaga@lemm.eelinkfedilink25•edit-22 years agoThird kind of makes the first one pointless. Unless that is, you consider doing the Polka by yourself masturbation.
minus-square@djsoren19@yiffit.netcakelinkfedilink16•2 years agoYou still feel horny urges, but baby can only be created via intense accordion action. It’d be a real blessing, the most effective form of contraceptive available.
minus-square@Aqarius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•2 years ago“Blessing”. Weird Al would have his hands full pretty quickly.
minus-square@thorbot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink13•edit-22 years agoNotice how I said reproduction specifically. You could still pleasure yourself. and yes solo polka would also count as masturbation
minus-square@Seventhlevin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•2 years agoShit damn. I can’t masturbate OR polka without turning blue? That really is diabolical.
Third kind of makes the first one pointless. Unless that is, you consider doing the Polka by yourself masturbation.
You still feel horny urges, but baby can only be created via intense accordion action. It’d be a real blessing, the most effective form of contraceptive available.
“Blessing”. Weird Al would have his hands full pretty quickly.
Notice how I said reproduction specifically. You could still pleasure yourself. and yes solo polka would also count as masturbation
Do you masturbate to reproduce?
Shit damn. I can’t masturbate OR polka without turning blue? That really is diabolical.