Officials have increasingly voiced concerns about threats of violence related to the former president’s trials, as he faces charges that would make it illegal for a store to sell him a firearm.
Enough votes for a dead candidate to win may be converted to a phylactery through a dark ritual known only to certain necromancers in a D.C. pizza restaurant’s basement. They take a break from animating Mitch McConnell for a few minutes, cast a spell and we get a lich president.
Honestly? I might actually vote for him if he kills himself before the election
How can you vote for him then? What happens if a person on the ballot is dead?
Enough votes for a dead candidate to win may be converted to a phylactery through a dark ritual known only to certain necromancers in a D.C. pizza restaurant’s basement. They take a break from animating Mitch McConnell for a few minutes, cast a spell and we get a lich president.
I would do it as a protest vote, but not if it means the vp gets it 🤢