sarcophagus to > Greentext@lemmy.ml • 2 years agoAnon owns a gunlemmy.worldimagemessage-square27arrow-up1788
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minus-square@socsa@lemmy.mllinkfedilink50•edit-22 years agoHow this actually goes down. “Give me your wallet.” Reaches for gun Is immediately tackled by second mugger Face turned into jello Mugger now has new 5.7 The OP is correct about one thing - escalating petty theft to a deadly conflict is generally a very stupid thing to do in the real world.
minus-square@oldGregg@lemm.eelinkfedilink24•edit-22 years agoYeah you give them the wallet, they run off, you draw the gun and yell STUPID IDIOTS MISSED THE MONEY IN MY SHOE HAHA. they turn around. You get wallet back.
How this actually goes down.
“Give me your wallet.”
Reaches for gun
Is immediately tackled by second mugger
Face turned into jello
Mugger now has new 5.7
The OP is correct about one thing - escalating petty theft to a deadly conflict is generally a very stupid thing to do in the real world.
Yeah you give them the wallet, they run off, you draw the gun and yell STUPID IDIOTS MISSED THE MONEY IN MY SHOE HAHA. they turn around. You get wallet back.