• magnetosphere
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    912 years ago

    “You might get attacked while on the job, so here, wear this camera.”

    “If what I’m doing is so dangerous, don’t I deserve a raise, too?”

    “Very funny. Now get back to work.”

    • snooggums
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      182 years ago

      “The camera is your raise and you have to claim it on your taxes.”

    • @chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org
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      92 years ago

      “We both know the real reason you’re wearing that camera. One of you assholes is pilfering inventory again”

      “All the more reason for a raise, sir?”

      “No, that’s what the 10% non-transferable employee discount is for”

      “Of course, sir”

      all of the cameras were stolen within a week

      • @MostlyMute@lemmy.world
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        22 years ago

        10%??? It’s 5% unless there’s a special bribe going on for us for a few weeks, like around Christmas.