minus-square@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish66•2 years agoThen you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.
minus-squareTheFlopsterlinkfedilink53•edit-22 years agoI would have said god is a fascist. There’s a real “do what I’ve decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay” (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity. But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.
minus-square@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•2 years agoYeah, the fascists currently in control of the GOP are very much capitalists too, for example.
minus-square@30p87@feddit.delinkfedilink11•2 years agoHe himself does not need money, he’s just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.
minus-squaretheodewerelinkfedilink5•2 years agoGod is in real estate… Satan is a capitalist… Jesus just saves…
minus-square@SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.mllinkfedilink7•2 years agoIsn’t jesus also god? Like his son but also him?
minus-square@DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilink1•2 years agoI’m pretty sure Satan is a merchantilist.
Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.
God is a capitalist
I would have said god is a fascist. There’s a real “do what I’ve decided is best for you, or there will be hell to pay” (pun intended) vibe throughout his interactions with humanity.
But he does always seem to need money, so maybe you have a point.
Sometimes they’re not that far apart.
Yeah, the fascists currently in control of the GOP are very much capitalists too, for example.
He himself does not need money, he’s just too stingy to finance his representatives on earth raping children.
Why not both?
(Couldn’t coun a proper portmanteu)
God is in real estate… Satan is a capitalist… Jesus just saves…
Isn’t jesus also god? Like his son but also him?
I’m pretty sure Satan is a merchantilist.